What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

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Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No

Why do people keep complaining about how some people copy and paste the question before answering it? To me, it's very disturbing and makes me want to block and mute them as annoying whiners.

He : Tea ?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is the logic behind the porn being legal but not prostitution? Isn't it the same thing in essence?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

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Me : Thank you.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What are some cute stories with your crush?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I'm 24.

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He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me : I don't drink

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Then let's have some coffee

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

What do you think about a sister's love?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).